So my day started with my trip to purchase what might be considered "Saucy" underwear for the current Mrs Plug. This was of course, not without risks. I seem to attract a certain kind of shop assistant, who I think tends to treat me with caution on account of my appearance. This being the case, I try to act confidently and nonchalantly when purchasing anything that might be considered "Awkward". I tried just about every shop in Luton for the items that were required. If I am being entirely honest, the concerned looks of the old ladies on Marks and Spencers amused me. Eventually though, I ended up in Ann bloody Summers, where I was not only able to buy what I needed, but I was also offered a 50% discount on something called a "bullet" as well as a demonstration. I smiled a politely refused. I was then offered a loyalty card, which I thought was ironic looking at some of the clientelle....I'm not sure it was ALL for their wives. Anyway. I long shopping trip and everything I needed I managed to find. Another fabulous rehearsal tonight, and I am getting to grips with this Shakespeare malarkey.
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